Older Ladies Anthem – Just Divine Sweet Pea

This came to us via a few of our fellow bloggers (thank you very much!) and after viewing, we just knew we had the right audience to appreciate this little ditty. Check out this Fierce video singing the praises of being over fifty and feeling fine with all that brings. We have provided the lyrics in case you want to sing along. This should start off your week with a smile and a bounce in your step 🙂

Well, I ain’t 16, not a beauty queen.
My eyes are baggin’ and my skin is saggin’
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.

I ain’t 20 either and I don’t care neither.
My hair is gray and I like it that way.
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.

If you don’t think I rock, well we ain’t gonna roll.
If you don’t think I hung the moon,
my hot just turned to cold.
If you wanna younger model,
I wish you well, sweet pea.
Cuz if you can’t see what it is you’ve got,
Then you ain’t getting me.

I’ve got cellulite and achin’ feet
My thighs kinda jiggle when I giggle or wiggle
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
maybe that’s not love.

My tummy ain’t tucked or liposucked.
It’s a little poochy, but I still Hoochy Koochy
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
maybe that’s not love.

See, I’m no longer desperate.
I’ll only have a man
If he’s got the smarts to see
how HOT that I still am.

If you want a younger model,
I wish you well sweet pea.
Cuz if you can’t see what it is you have,
you ain’t having me.

Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies…
are DIVINE!!!

Well I got saggy breasts that droop from my chest,
purt near down all the way to my nest.
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
maybe that’s not love.

I gotta a chicken neck and I love it, by heck
it makes a double chin whenever I grin
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
maybe that’s not love.

If you don’t think I rock, well we ain’t gonna roll.
If you don’t think I hung the moon,
my hot just turned to cold.
If you wanna younger model,
I wish you well, sweet pea.
Cuz if you can’t see what it is you’ve got,
Then you ain’t getting me.

Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies…
are DIVINE!!!
Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies…
are DIVINE!!!